loriWe have little frogs outside our door, we like the frogs because they eat the bugs around them. But my kids like to pick up the frogs and make them pee, they pee when nervous.
You know I say it all the time... God is just giggling away at me everytime I get swept up in one of those "boy incidents".
Just yesterday I realized mid-breath that I had one foot on the table and one foot on the counter because a huge frog had just jumped out from behind the freezer. I shrieked. The boys looked at me like I was from Mars. Once I realized it was just a frog I came down from my protective stance and asked "How in the world did he get in here?" I got no verbal answer but the look on my 6 year olds face said it all. I was then taken to the box where all his little friends were kept. I met Fluffy the turtle, Squidward the Lizard, Max the walking stick, and Timmy and Blue the smaller frogs. They were all being held captive in a makeshift zoo. I decided to teach the boys a thing or two, completely altering my homeschool lesson plans for the day. Then we let the little pets go. My baby cried as his friends hopped and walked away into the grass, away from captivity.
*LOL* the kids are really cute! My kids don't like insects nor animals, so they never squish animals... *grin* I told my son about this and he is laughing right now... *LOL*
Darlene, thank you for praying for my family. God bless you.
In this modern world where chaos is the norm, my family is known to put the "Fun" in dysfunctional. My goal for our family is not one of perfection, but rather one of direction as we are lead by the Father--enjoying every step of the way.
I am a forty-year-old Christian mother of four whose children range in ages from four to fourteen. My husband Michael and I live in Manitoba, Canada with our children, where we run a growing company that empowers writers to self publish. My key role in the company is book design.
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I agree.....ewwww!
Blessings
loriWe have little frogs outside our door, we like the frogs because they eat the bugs around them. But my kids like to pick up the frogs and make them pee, they pee when nervous.
YUCK!!
LOLOLOL!!! Yes, it's "ew," but it's also funny. I can handle little boy grossness way better than girl cattiness. :)
You know I say it all the time... God is just giggling away at me everytime I get swept up in one of those "boy incidents".
Just yesterday I realized mid-breath that I had one foot on the table and one foot on the counter because a huge frog had just jumped out from behind the freezer. I shrieked. The boys looked at me like I was from Mars. Once I realized it was just a frog I came down from my protective stance and asked "How in the world did he get in here?" I got no verbal answer but the look on my 6 year olds face said it all. I was then taken to the box where all his little friends were kept. I met Fluffy the turtle, Squidward the Lizard, Max the walking stick, and Timmy and Blue the smaller frogs. They were all being held captive in a makeshift zoo. I decided to teach the boys a thing or two, completely altering my homeschool lesson plans for the day. Then we let the little pets go. My baby cried as his friends hopped and walked away into the grass, away from captivity.
Oh, the joys and wonders of boyhood!
oh poor ladybug
Sorry, girl - but that made me laugh...
Be blessed today and always.
Ha lol! Kids eh?
OK, this answers my question below.
boys are completely disgusting...they stink and make obnoxious noises but oh how we love them!!
:)
OH MY GOODNESS!! I about fell off my chair laughing because that is something my 5yo son would say. That is too funny! Poor lady bug though.
~Candi (Homekeeper at Heart)
*LOL* the kids are really cute! My kids don't like insects nor animals, so they never squish animals... *grin* I told my son about this and he is laughing right now... *LOL*
Darlene, thank you for praying for my family. God bless you.
Regards from Indonesia!
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