Thursday, December 07, 2006

Into the Loop


Since I haven't been blogging over at wwjblog for a while, I've been feeling so out of the loop. So, this week I decided to jump back in to this little corner of the web and start yet another blog. So much has been going on around our place that I just get a hankering to write about it sometime.

Like yesterday--I wondered, Am I a bad mom? Or is it just that I'm having trouble keeping up with this new fangled world.

I was at the vet getting our he dog turned into an it dog (another new fangled thing) when the vet asks me how often he eats.

"I just put the food down and let him eat when he wants," I answer.

"Is he a grazer, or does he eat a whole meal at a time?" she asks.

"Oh, he's pretty much a grazer," I say, "is that ok?"

"Yeah, as long as your brushing his teeth regularly--"

Hello? Did I hear that correctly? As long as I'm brushing his teeth? Yep, that's what she said. And not just once in a while either. Apparently if I'm not brushing his teeth at least three times a week, there is really no point in doing it at all.

If I had time to brush the dog's teeth I'd be brushing my teenager's teeth, or my own! I could use and extra brush three times a week, why would I waste is on someone who's been licking his stitches since he waddled through the door yesterday, and I won't even mention what else he's licked since he moved in last summer. Yuck. No thanks.

I'll keep my toothbrush to myself, and pay for braces when and if the time comes.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome back!

Great new look.

Brushing his teeth??? Are they serious????? I haven't seen a commercial for that yet.

Bonnie

2:11 PM  
Anonymous eph2810 said...

Brushing doggy teeth - hm. I am not so sure about that one...and three times a week???

I am so HAPPY that you are back in the blogging world. Althoug I love your CWO's article - I miss your little short stories out of your personal life :)...

2:51 PM  
Blogger Darlene said...

Bonnie, dental care is a very important part of animals health now a days. I'm just glad he's not a horse!

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Iris, I barely blogged with you over at wwjblog, so I'm sure that this round will be fun.

4:38 PM  
Blogger crickl said...

Welcome back!! I was so glad to see you had posted tonight when I checked my bloglines!

I like the new blog look.

Christie

6:46 PM  
Blogger Ruth B said...

I grew up on a farm with a dog that was a cattle dog and I enjoyed him just as a pet as well and to think that dogs are suppose to get their teeth brushed these days is outrageous, what are they going to think of next.

8:22 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Hooray! What an AWESOME surprise to see you back in blogland. Love the new template...Darlene, you are awesome. I knew you'd be back - it was just a matter of time ;)

8:48 PM  
Blogger The Imperfect Christian said...

Welcome back! I think they have dog biscuits that are comprable to brushing their teeth! It's worth checking out!

5:51 AM  
Blogger Lee said...

Yay! Welcome Back!

I see a lot has happened in your life - new Dog - congrats!, Apparently a dead fish - sorry to hear that!

Can't wait to hear about all your daily adventures!!

We are having an adventure of our own so if you haven't heard about it - hop on over to my blog! :)

Lee

5:56 AM  
Blogger Lori said...

Oh happy day!!!!!! So glad to see you again.

*Please take note of my new URL the old one has been hacked and tacken over by weirdos.

7:35 AM  
Blogger Darlene said...

Crickl, this is great that you stopped by. I've never used bloglines, I should probably check that out.

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Ruth it would be a lot of work to brush all the teeth on the farm, wouldn't it? lol

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Amber,

I was going to come by and tell you, but here you are! Yay.

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Imperfect,

Yes, I'm going to check which biscuits do the trick. Maybe I'll munch on a few myself--or maybe not. :)

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Ok, Lee I checked it all out and I couldn't believe my eyes! Congratulations girl, how did that happen? lol

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Lori, I still haven't changed your URL, I think I'll do that right now. :)

12:44 PM  
Blogger lrlwreath said...

That is so funny. I was asked the same thing and was told the same thing when we took our dog for boarding while we were away for Thanksgiving.

Also told my dog was "overweight". Well we have been doing better on our feedings, because I have to take him back when we travel at Christmas and I don't want to be graded on my "Doggie Motherhood" =)))

8:54 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

Hey Darlene!

What fun -- you're back! I kept your old blog in my Bloglines just in case -- so now I'll be sure to sign up for your new one.

I've never heard of brushing a dog's teeth -- I have a hard enough time brushing my 3-year-old's teeth!

Looking forward to your new blog. :)

P.S. We think Dog Biscuits work just fine for keeping a dog's teeth clean. I wonder what your vet would think about that.

6:46 PM  
Blogger My Kid's Mom said...

Welcome back, Darlene!!! I've missed you lots.

I don't brush my dog's teeth, either, much to my vet's dismay. As a result, Katy is missing two front teeth - and I think she looks rather endearing that way!

8:01 PM  

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